Amused Beyond words right now. [Tuesday March 21st, 2006 at 7:44pm] JasonM> Oh my god. JasonM> I was at the train station today, and this REALLY EMO GUY comes up to me and asks me if i have a lighter JasonM> So i get it out and go to light it JasonM> Then his fucking fringe catches on fire aikon> LOL! JasonM> I pissbolted. JasonM> I'm scared of going back there tomorrow and seeing a burned emo corpse on the ground bash.org ♥ post comment

!!! [Tuesday January 17th, 2006 at 7:41pm] I have no idea if it is photoshopped or what..but... ( I WANT ONE NOW. ) 3 comments|post comment

Andrew tagged me cuz he is EVIL. [Friday January 13th, 2006 at 12:28pm] List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they're any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your livejournal along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they're listening to. 1)My Chemical Romance - Cemetary Drive. 2)Feeder - Shatter. 3)Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar On Me. 4)Fort Minor - Believe me. 5)Janis Joplin - Take another Little Piece of my heart. 6)Jeff Buckley - Hallelujah. 7)The Animals - We Gotta Get Out Of This Place. If youre reading this and you havent already done it..CONSIDER YOURSELF TAGGED. *lazy* 1 comment|post comment

The saddest LJ post of the year [Thursday January 5th, 2006 at 3:37pm] THIS IS THE SADDEST LIVEJOURNAL POST YOU WILL SEE THIS YEAR. ( Click here ) 1 comment|post comment

Um [Thursday November 3rd, 2005 at 3:47pm] Rob, If you're reading this email me, please? I'm sure I'll get tonnes of spam from leaving my email address out in the open like this..but anyway.. babyz56@hotmail.com Please? I would appreciate it beyond words. 1 comment|post comment

[Wednesday September 28th, 2005 at 5:41pm] Can you see this?! 7 comments|post comment

Bleeh [Monday September 13th, 2004 at 10:54pm] [ mood | calm ] Well, I'm so tired of like having to send any new pictures to EVERYONE. So for now i'm just gonna leave this public. I'm thinking maybe laracroft (i unno if that tag will work) shouldnt look..cuz it might make her cry to see just how badly i used the camera. I seriously suck. I was too lazy to use the timer *set up timer..run in front..set up time..run in front" blahblah annoying. Anyways. Tommorow i guess ill take pics of RAUL and take pics of the turtle shirt that i got today =x (Yeh the one i mentioned before. I got the last size small w00t!) ( Any picture where i had to hold the cam with one hand (all of me >.<) went blurry! I kinda tried to fix it ? =x ) 32 comments|post comment

READ ME. [Monday September 13th, 2004 at 4:19pm] Dear Friends, My wife Toni is fond of saying that my last words on this earth will be something akin to, "hey y'all, hold my beer and watch this !" Well, I have outdone myself once again. No doubt you will see this true story chronicled on the History Channel in the near future. Here goes. Last weekend I spied something at Larry's Pistol and Pawn that tickled my fancy. (Note: keep in mind that my "fancy" is easily tickled.) I bought something really cool for Toni. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my sweet girl. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer with a clip. For those of you who are not familiar with this household security product, it is a less-than-lethal stun gun with two metal prongs designed to incapacitate an assailant with a shock of high-voltage, low amperage electricity while you flee to safety. The effects are supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, but allowing you adequate time to retreat to safety. You simply jab the prongs into your basic 250 lb tattooed sociopath assailant, push the button, and it will render him a slobbering, goggle-eyed, muscle-twitching, whimpering, pencil-neck geek. If you've never seen one of these things in action, then you're truly missing out--way too cool! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was so disappointed. Upon reading the directions (I'm a techno-geek...we don't need no stinkin' directions), I found much to my chagrin that this particular model would not create an arc between the prongs. How disappointing! I do love fire for effect, and unchained electrons are just a whole bunch of fun. I learned that if I pushed the button, however, and pressed it against a metal surface that I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs that I was so looking forward to. I did so. Awesome!!! Sparks, a blue arc of electricity, and a loud pop!!! Yipeeeeee . . . I'm easily amused, just for your information, but I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two little bitty AAA batteries, etc., etc. There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul), reading the directions (that would be me doin' the readin,' not Gracie) and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh and blood target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie for a fraction of a second and thought better of it. She is such a sweet kitty, after all. But, if I was going to give this thing to Toni to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? Was I wrong to think that? Seemed reasonable to me at the time... So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, Tazer in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. All the while I'm looking at this little device (measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference, pretty cute really, and loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries) thinking to myself, "no friggin' way!" Friggin' way--trust me, but I'm getting ahead of myself. What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best. Those of you who know me well have got a pretty good idea of what followed. I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, "don't do it buddy," reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny lil' ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad (sound, rational thinking under the circumstances, wouldn't you agree?). I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the **** of it. (Note: You know, a bad decision is like hindsight--always twenty-twenty. It is so obvious that it was a bad decision after the fact, even though it seemed so right at the time. Don't ya hate that?) I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY **** ! DAaaaauuuuuuMN!!! I'm pretty sure that Jessie Ventura ran in through the front door, picked me up out of that recliner, then body slammed me on the carpet eight or nine times. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, soaking wet, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position. Gracie was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, "That was fun! Do it again, do it again!" (Note: If you ever feel compelled to mug yourself with a Tazer, one note of caution. There is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You're not going to let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by your violent thrashing about on the floor. Then, if you're lucky, you won't dislodge one of the prongs 1/4" deep in your thigh like yours truly.) SON-OF-A-******* that hurt! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at this point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they get there??? My triceps, right thigh and both titties were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, as my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs give or take an ounce or two, I'm pretty sure. By the way, has anyone seen my testicles? I think they ran away. I'm offering a reward. Miss 'em . . . sure would like to get 'em back. 1 comment|post comment

hehe [Tuesday September 7th, 2004 at 9:45pm] I <3 hellmarch! 8 comments|post comment

BORROWED FROM LINZ! [Sunday July 11th, 2004 at 1:51pm] [ mood | blah ] YOU KNOW YOU'RE A 90S CHILD WHEN...[Bold those which apply to you] 1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCH!" 2. You watched the Pound Puppies. (I still have my pound puppy =x) 3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air." 4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish. (I hated that.) 5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-Sitters Club and tried to start a club of your own. 6. You owned those little Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls. 7. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom. 8. Two words: M.C. Hammer. Can't touch this, bebbeh. 9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock." 10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars. (when i was really little..so late 80's early 90's) 11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales." (i used to be able to but i dun remember it at all anymore) 12. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. 13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head. With a fluroscent scrunchy! STYLISH. 14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the big screen. 15. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. 16. You played the game "MASH" (Im clueless about this one :P) 17. You wore a Jordache Jean jacket and you were proud of it. 18. L.A. Gear 19. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in Kindergarten. 20. You remember reading "Tales of a fourth grade nothing" and all the Ramona books. (OMFG I LOVED FUDGE!) 21. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF." 22. You wanted to be a Goonie. (i havent seen it =x) 23. You ever wore flourescent clothing. (Thats what happens when your trendy aunt buys you clothes :P) 24. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off. 25. You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf. 26. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. 27. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets. (I was in like first or second grade!) 28. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence.(sometimes.) 29. You remember Hypercolor T-shirts. (I do but i never had one.) 30. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band. (I had the Barbie and the Rockers Barbie doll that came with the cassette!..but no :P) 31. You thought She-Ra and He-Man should hook up. (I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT..but ew.) 32. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged friendship bracelets. 33. You owned a pair of jelly sandals. (several. Cuz they broke easy :P) 34. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I?" 35. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up!" (Its familiar..but i cant pinpoint it) 36. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates. 37. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip 'n' Slide. 38. You have ever played with a Skip-It. 39. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonald's. (Attended just a "normal" party there :P) 41. You remember Popples. (No..wtf? :P) 42. "Don't worry, be happy." 43. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights. 44. You wore socks scrunched down. (I loved them scrunchy socks lMfao) 45. "Miss MARY MACK MACK MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK" (with silver buttons..?all down her back? or something?! I sung that in like kindergarten..) 46. You remember boom boxes vs. CD players. 47. You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies. 48. You knew what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!" 49. You remember watching Rainbow Brite and My Little Ponies.(I dont remember ever watching them...but i had a 'My Little Pony'..) 50. You thought Doogie Howser was hot. (EW LMAO) 51. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac. (Loved that show!) 52. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool.!!! 53. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By the Bell," the ORIGINAL class. (*sighs* so lame!) 54. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - "YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME" (so long as its playing :P) 55. You played and or collected "Pogs" 56. You used to pretend that you could transform into a Power Ranger. (i was too old by the time Power Rangers started here :P Too old..being..11? =x) 1 comment|post comment

Lalalala. [Saturday July 3rd, 2004 at 6:35pm] [ mood | cold ] What song, if any, reminds you of me? (Put this in your journal too. The answers might surprise you.) 4 comments|post comment

Awww [Tuesday June 22nd, 2004 at 1:29pm] [ mood | loved ] I just wanted to say... TANY YOUR TXT MESSAGE CHEERED ME UP HEAPS LAST NIGHT! It showed me you care and yeh :P ty ty ty <3 post comment

[Sunday June 13th, 2004 at 4:01pm] IMPORTANT!!! PLEASE READ!!! DO NOT CLICK ON THE 'THIS IS INTERESTING' or 'WHOS SAUSAGE IS LONGEST' LINKS YOU MAY SEE IN YOUR FRIENDS LIST. IT IS A LJ HACK THAT WILL STEAL YOUR LJ PASSWORD AND POSSIBLY LOCK YOU OUT OF LJ (BY CHANGING YOUR LJ PASSWORD). IT IS ALONG THE SAME LINES AS THE RUSSIAN 'NAME' MEME THAT WENT AROUND YESTERDAY! If you *do* click it, your password was sent to the owner of that website. You should change your LJ password *immediately*, and sign off, then clear any cookies out in your browser before signing back into LJ. More info: http://www.livejournal.com/users/theferrett/308563.html PLEASE READ THIS AND POST IT INYOUR OWN JOURNAL, AND YOUR COMMUNITIES. PASS IT ON!!! 2 comments|post comment

Ahh. [Friday June 11th, 2004 at 10:38am] [ mood | accomplished ] Livejournal wouldnt work last night (well..this morning) which is why i made no comments x.x and i didnt change my layout! I went to see Harry Potter & Scooby Doo last night! We went to the drive-in at Blacktown and just as the previews started it started pissing down rain and lightning!! So we watched all of Harry Potter with the windscreen wipers on..and the lightning kept making me jump =x I havent even seen the first 2 HP movies..but it was ok. I kept guessing all the little twists and turns in the plot so i fet COOL? :P haha. Um yeah it was good i guess seeing as im totally not interested in HP. Scooby Doo was funny! We kept laughing because people in field 2 were watching "The day after tommorow" (which we saw the night before) and the rain and lightning would have been freaky while watching that movie..I wonder if they will make a sequel to that movie..hmm Anyways i stayed up 'til like 2:30am looking for someone to invite me to Orkut so i could invite Jay :P One of my other friends has asked someone to send him an invitation so we will see what happens!... K NOW IMA MEMBER OF ORKUT! W00T!...hmm now we need to find out how to find out how ot get an invite to Gmail!! 3 comments|post comment

ack [Wednesday June 9th, 2004 at 12:35pm] [ mood | aggravated ] Quick update..i dun like the header on my layout..so im gonna make a NEW layout =x But i have to go like RIGHT NOW because my family is gonna be here soon and i still have to have a shower. (Not that anyone WANTS me to stay. *sigh*) NULLZ!! I need you to sign up an email account for me =x Cuz the stupid numbers wont load on the registration page cuz my ISP is SHIT... and i trust you..so PLEASE?! =x Ill prolly cya tonight anyways when everyone leaves! post comment

Test [Thursday April 15th, 2004 at 7:09pm] [ mood | curious ] See my days are cold without you But I'm hurtin while im with you And though my heart can't take no more I keep on running back to you See my days are cold without you But I'm hurtin while im with you And though my heart can't take no more I keep on running back to you Baby I don't know why ya treatin me so bad You said you love me, no one above me And I was all you had And though my heart is eating for ya I can't stop crying I don't know how I allow you to treat me this way and still i stay See my days are cold without you But I'm hurtin while im with you And though my heart can't take no more I keep on running back to you See my days are cold without you But I'm hurtin while im with you And though my heart can't take no more I keep on running back to you Baby I don't know why ya wanna do me wrong See when I'm home, I'm all alone And you are always gone And boy, you kno I really love you I can't deny I can't see how you could bring me to so many tears after all these years See my days are cold without you But I'm hurtin while im with you And though my heart can't take no more I keep on running back to you See my days are cold without you But I'm hurtin while im with you And though my heart can't take no more I keep on running back to you Oohhhhh I trusted you, I trusted you So sad, so sad what love will make you do all the things that we accept be the things that we regret too all of my ladies (ladies) feel me c'mon sing wit me See, when I get the strength to leave You always tell me that you need me And I'm weak cause I believe you And I'm mad because I love you So I stop and think that maybe You can learn to appreciate me Then it all remains the same that You ain't never gonna change (never gonna change, never gonna change) See my days are cold without you But I'm hurtin while im with you And though my heart can't take no more I keep on running back to you See my days are cold without you Butm hurtin while im with you And though my heart can't take no more I keep on running back to you Baby why you hurt me leave me and desert me Boy I gave you all my heart And all you do is tear it up Looking out my window Knowing that I should go Even when I pack my bags Something always hold me back. Thats a test. I found this online marquee generator and was messing around. I hate HTML. Ok anyways, on my post below i got a really nice comment that ended with "I'm sure you know how this is" but i dunno who it was =/ If it was you, tell me!! =D Thanx to the people who werent being lazy and actually commented :P 5 comments|post comment

Leave a comment! NOW! [Monday April 12th, 2004 at 8:53pm] [ mood | bouncy ] Oooh i decided to jump on the "leave me a secret" bandwagon! I turned IP logging off and all comments will stay screened. SO! Log out! Leave me an anonymous comment! A secret, something you wanna tell me, something you wanna just tell ANYONE, a story , a joke, a poem, a confession, Tell me something you hate about me! ANYTHING. Noone but me will see it and cuz IP logging is off i wont know who wrote what. (Unless you write some inside joke or something then of course i will know who the comment is from =x) Do it now!!! =D (I'm even gonna make (or.."ask nicely") non-LJ people do it..CUZ I'M BORED.) post comment

Bellegrfx [Monday March 22nd, 2004 at 12:21pm] [ mood | complacent ] bellegrfx bellegrfx I soooo promise that i will start updating more regularly again! bellegrfx All this icon stuff takes up a bit of time so when i'm done making icon posts i usually can't be bothered updating here >.< Anyways, go join bellegrfx I will love you forever and ever and ever and ever and ever. K! I'd love you even MORE if you advertised a little too =x Get your friends to join? bellegrfx bellegrfx bellegrfx bellegrfx 1 comment|post comment

Ahahaha =x [Sunday March 14th, 2004 at 3:34pm] Your Lip Gloss Flavor Is: Strawberry When it comes to life, you want the best of everything: The best clothes, the best friends, the best guy - and you usually get all three. You impress most people you meet with your genuine class and style Strawberry is a classic, admired flavor that goes with many things. Sound familar? What Flavor Lip Gloss Are You? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance. (P.S. BITE ME SHERI.) 2 comments|post comment

hehe [Thursday February 5th, 2004 at 8:48pm] [ mood | amused ] ( 50 cent ha! ) 1 comment|post comment

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